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Voldemort's formspring

  • A: Seriously, what kind of people are supposed to be in Ravenclaw?
  • B: People who aren't G enough to be in Slytherin.
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Penny for your thoughts? (from Grey's Anatomy)

  • Callie: You feel like you don't have much experience with gay people. Even though Uncle Berto hasn't been single for six years for no reason.
  • Mr. Torres: Calliope...
  • Callie: It's still an adjustment. That said, you should have adjusted by now. I mean, you're supposed to love me no matter what. That's what a parent does.
  • Mr. Torres: I love you with all my heart. But with all that's going on with you now, I'm scared for you. It's an abomination. It's an eternity in Hell.
  • Father Kevin: Let's not start with words like Hell.
  • Callie: Oh, that's why you flew three thousand miles? To tell me I was going to Hell? I thought you came here to apologize.
  • Mr. Torres: I can't apologize, Calliope. I don't understand what happened or where I went wrong!
  • Callie: Where you went wrong??
  • Mr. Torres: Leviticus - Thou shall not lie with a man as one lies with a female, it is an abomination
  • Callie: Oh, don't do that, Daddy! Don't quote the Bible at me!
  • Mr. Torres: The outcry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and the sin is exceedingly grave.
  • Father Kevin: Carlos, this is not what we...
  • Callie: Jesus - A new commandment that I give unto you, that you love one another.
  • Mr. Torres: Romans - but we know that laws...
  • Callie: Jesus - he, who is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone.
  • Mr. Torres: So you admit it's a sin?
  • Callie: Blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain mercy! Jesus - blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God! Jesus - blessed are those who have been persecuted for righteousness sake, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven! Jesus is my savior daddy, not you! And Jesus would be ashamed of you for judging me! He would be ashamed of you for turning your back on me. He would be ashamed.

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Awkward conversations a.k.a. Questions better left unanswered

  • X: so ano kayo ngayon?
  • Y: friends.
  • X: with benefits?
  • Y: oo...
  • X: aaaah

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